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Fernando Llorente has missed his chance to join Chelsea — report

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“Oh no!”, said no one

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If it’s a transfer rumor regarding a Spanish player or a player in any way associated with Spain, it’s only a matter of time before Sky Sports “Spanish football expert” Guillem Balague will chime in with a definitive or two.

He doesn’t get many right, which makes this a bit of running joke, but I have feeling he got this one nailed spot on. How do you say BOOM in Spanish?

BOOMASSO!

Straight from Llorente’s mouth and mind onto your screens. Llorente knows. Balague knows. Now you know. The war is over. The good guys lost. The dice are loaded. The scene is dead. Everybody knows.

Maybe we knew it earlier this week already after Llorente declared himself quite happy and willing to score more goals for Swansea. But, hey at least now we know for sure! It’s gone. The possibility is gone. That’s how it goes. Everybody knows.

Meanwhile, Michy Batshuayi should be set for his next start, today against Brentford in the FA Cup. Onwards!