I'm still not sure when Jim White crossed the line from Deadline Day TV Presenter to Twitter rumor monger, but here he is again with some breaking news regarding David Luiz. I'm trying to stay calm.
Can confirm £30m+ @ChelseaFC bid for David Luiz and discussions ongoing - player thought to be keen on a return— Jim White (@JimWhite) August 30, 2016
Deep breaths. I'm trying to stay calm.
Here are further "confirmations", courtesy of White's bosses at Sky Sports, and also the Mirror, for good measure.
There's no way this can turn out to be true, can it? This is too good.
I'm trying to stay calm. The rational brain is losing.