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A tale of out-Mourinhoing Mourinho

The view from the overpriced Wembley seats

I love you Chelsea, but I can’t look at you right now

Newcastle United 3-0 Chelsea: View from the hot tin roof of St James’

The only losers are Chelsea in joke of a 1-1 draw against Huddersfield Town

If you are related to Lee Mason, or Conte for that matter, you probably shouldn’t read this.

Chelsea emerge most triumphant in rumble at Stamford Bridge against Liverpool

View from the Shed End as Chelsea win 1-0 and get back in the top four race with just two games left.

Bloody Big Garden

Another successful day at Wembley as Chelsea book FA Cup final showdown against Mourinho

Burnley 1-2 Chelsea, Premier League: Match report

Let’s all play For England!

Out Of My Sight! Thou Dost Infect My Eyes! 

The view from the Shed End

Chelsea’s top-four hopes die a Spursy death on Resurrection Sunday

‘Have fun’

Chelsea achieve the expected result, but not the expected way

Ferrets & F*ck-ups

CFC WW1 Battlefield Tour 2019

A pilgrimage to France and Belgium in the footsteps of Chelsea players and fans.

Woe is Us

If Chelsea miss the top four, it won’t be because of the Manchester United loss

It only took him a decade: Messi finally scores against Chelsea

Wherein we remember how much we loathe Barcelona

View from the away end of days at Vicarage Road

Prequel to a sacking?

Arsenal in Disguise

Chelsea 0-3 AFC Bournemouth, Premier League: Match report

Lord of the Flies

No drama at all on the pitch after a week of nothing but off of it.

At least it wasn't 0-0

Plan A gets foiled, Plan B doesn’t work, and there was no Plan C

Who needs Peter Crouch?

Chelsea record much-needed victory ... and didn’t even need Peter Crouch!

Another gin please, Jeeves

Another night of non-inspiration for Chelsea, complete with farcical VAR, tube, and away allocation issues

Another round up from the fun factory!

Trigger and I Have Got a Secret

Chelsea about as entertaining as an alcohol-free night of charades once again

‘There’s a Goon In my seat and I don’t like it’

‘We want our money back’

Chelsea’s FA Cup performance at Norwich City worthy of a refund

London Calling

Arsenal 2-2 Chelsea: Blame Anthony Taylor for the length of this match report

Where there is a Willy, there is a way

Chelsea 5-0 Stoke City, Premier League: Match report

‘We Are Brighton From The South’

Your trip to London is hardly breaching wildling territory is it?

No Christmas cheer for Chelsea against Sam Allardyce’s Everton

Nothing says festive cheer on the part of the FA the day before Christmas Eve more than sending people FOR A 12:30 KICK OFF IN THE LAND OF SCOUSE.

Oi Pellegrino, your Hazard plan ain't working!

Southampton had a plan to deal with Hazard, but not the rest of Chelsea

We’ll sing it ‘til May

Chelsea veer back to solid excellence after the weekend’s incompetence

I want Kanté’s babies, a match report

Desire and delusion on a chilly afternoon

‘I've missed the Great British Bake Off for this...’

Chelsea continue to be as fickle as Bakayoko’s hair dye with shambolic 3-0 defeat in Rome

Bullsh*t on toast with a Cherry on top

Are we in crisis or not? I'm confused.

Best Foot Forward

Three Chelsea season ticket holders to trek the desert in Jordan for wounded veterans.

I Blame Cahill

Chelsea go from heroic to harebrained in about 72 hours

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