Girl Who Likes Balls
I love you Chelsea, but I can’t look at you right now
Newcastle United 3-0 Chelsea: View from the hot tin roof of St James’
The only losers are Chelsea in joke of a 1-1 draw against Huddersfield Town
If you are related to Lee Mason, or Conte for that matter, you probably shouldn’t read this.
Chelsea emerge most triumphant in rumble at Stamford Bridge against Liverpool
View from the Shed End as Chelsea win 1-0 and get back in the top four race with just two games left.
Bloody Big Garden
Another successful day at Wembley as Chelsea book FA Cup final showdown against Mourinho
CFC WW1 Battlefield Tour 2019
A pilgrimage to France and Belgium in the footsteps of Chelsea players and fans.
It only took him a decade: Messi finally scores against Chelsea
Wherein we remember how much we loathe Barcelona
Who needs Peter Crouch?
Chelsea record much-needed victory ... and didn’t even need Peter Crouch!
Another gin please, Jeeves
Another night of non-inspiration for Chelsea, complete with farcical VAR, tube, and away allocation issues
Chelsea about as entertaining as an alcohol-free night of charades once again
‘There’s a Goon In my seat and I don’t like it’
Arsenal 2-2 Chelsea: Blame Anthony Taylor for the length of this match report
Where there is a Willy, there is a way
Chelsea 5-0 Stoke City, Premier League: Match report
‘We Are Brighton From The South’
Your trip to London is hardly breaching wildling territory is it?
No Christmas cheer for Chelsea against Sam Allardyce’s Everton
Nothing says festive cheer on the part of the FA the day before Christmas Eve more than sending people FOR A 12:30 KICK OFF IN THE LAND OF SCOUSE.
Oi Pellegrino, your Hazard plan ain't working!
Southampton had a plan to deal with Hazard, but not the rest of Chelsea
We’ll sing it ‘til May
Chelsea veer back to solid excellence after the weekend’s incompetence
‘I've missed the Great British Bake Off for this...’
Chelsea continue to be as fickle as Bakayoko’s hair dye with shambolic 3-0 defeat in Rome
Best Foot Forward
Three Chelsea season ticket holders to trek the desert in Jordan for wounded veterans.