Welcome to the last 90 minutes of the 2022-23 season. It’s been a most terrible season, the worst in a generation or more, perhaps the worst ever for many of us.

Where were you when we were ... not great? Right here, man. Right here.

Here we go, one last time.

Chelsea starting lineup (4-3-3):
Arrizabalaga | Hall, Chalobah, Silva, Azpilicueta (c) | Loftus-Cheek, Enzo, Gallagher | Sterling, Havertz, Madueke

Substitutes from: Mendy, W.Fofana, Koulibaly, Chukwuemeka, Kovačić, Mudryk, Pulisic, Ziyech, Félix

Newcastle United starting lineup (4-3-3)
Dúbravka | Targett, Botman, Schär, Trippier (c) | Anderson, Bruno G., Gordon | Saint-Maximin, Isak, Almirón

Substitutes from: Karius, Gillespie, Dummett, Wilson, Lewis, Murphy, Ashby, Burn, L.Miley

Date / Time: Sunday, May 28, 2023, 16.30 BST; 11:30am EDT; 9pm IST
Venue: Stamford Bridge, SW6
Referee: Jarred Gillett (on pitch); Peter Bankes (VAR)

On TV: none (UK); none (USA); Star Sports Select HD2 (India); Sporty TV (NGA); elsewhere
Streaming: none (UK); Peacock (USA); Hotstar (India); SuperSport GoTV (NGA)

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Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!