The Daily Hilario: Wednesday

You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for awful sunglasses.

But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera.

From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, here's the story of his truly ludicrous life... pic.twitter.com/CVD74HFfVt

— The Upshot (@UpshotTowers) January 3, 2023

✍️ #LUFC are delighted to announce the signing of Max Wober from Red Bull Salzburg, subject to a work permit

— Leeds United (@LUFC) January 3, 2023

Conte on whether he's happy at Spurs: "I'm happy. I'm happy with the way I'm working and Tottenham, but I'm happy doesn't mean I don't tell you what we are doing. It's difficult for me to say the same thing every day but you not understand what I'm saying. (contd)

— Alasdair Gold (@AlasdairGold) January 3, 2023