The Daily Hilario: Thursday

Update to Erik ten Hag's comments earlier. Ronaldo has accepted the charge. When Ten Hag said he won't accept it, he meant won't accept a suspension, which player + @ManUtd feel would be disproportionate to what actually happened with the young fan and his phone at Goodison.

— Simon Stone (@sistoney67) October 12, 2022

Involved in 30+ goals in 2022 (#Uefa 'Top 5' leagues):

36⚽: Mbappe (27G, 9A)
30⚽: ⚡KANE (21G, 9A)⚡
30⚽: Haaland (24G, 6A)#COYS @LastWordOnSpurs pic.twitter.com/AOERZLl25X

— playmakerstats (@playmaker_EN) October 10, 2022

Exclusive: Newcastle set to appoint Peter Silverstone as chief commercial officer, formerly of Arsenal #nufc #afc https://t.co/EaWHdAVed9

— Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM) October 12, 2022