The Daily Hilario: Friday

Wayne Rooney on not walking away from @dcfcofficial: "I am committed to this football club. I grew up on a council estate in Liverpool. I know how tough life can be. What kind of person would I be if I went and laid on a beach for a few weeks."

— Simon Stone (@sistoney67) September 23, 2021

I bet Messi never has to deal with this. pic.twitter.com/W4uG6YPP1h

— Marten de Roon (@Dirono) September 23, 2021

15 - @realmadriden's Karim @Benzema has been directly involved in 15 goals in @LaLigaEN 2021/22 (eight goals and seven assists), the best start in goal involvement of any player after the first six league games of the campaign in the 21st century. Extraordinary. pic.twitter.com/kj8evO0U8Q

— OptaJose (@OptaJose) September 22, 2021