The Daily Hilario: Thursday

Manchester United's Aaron Wan-Bissaka has pleaded guilty to driving while disqualified, without a licence and without insurance.

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) September 1, 2021

Total spend of the Premier League's 3 promoted clubs - Watford, Norwich, Brentford - was more in that window than La Liga's top 3 - Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Barcelona - combined. In fact if Norwich played in Spain they would have been the biggest spenders in La Liga.

— Tom Allnutt (@TomAllnuttAFP) September 1, 2021

#SuperLeague 1 relegates to Super League 2, Super League 2 relegates to #Uefa Conference League? This and other options are being explored right now for a possible SL future... https://t.co/tJN3D96rHD @DerSpiegel @Rafanelli pic.twitter.com/SYwS4jdzHO

— Christoph Winterbach (@derWinterbach) August 27, 2021