100 and 1 reasons Chelsea should sign Lionel Messi

Twelve months after Lionel Messi sent the football world into a tizzy with an apparent request to leave Barcelona, he’s now ACTUALLY LEFT BARCELONA.

I know!

Not a joke.

Officially official and all. (That link probably won’t work since Barcelona’s official website is down at this time due to the server load.)

With that in mind, here are 100 AND 1 reasons Chelsea should sign Lionel Messi. That’s one more than last year! And still no Instagram likes or adidas sponsorships involved! Having now also won a trophy with Argentina, finally, and having scored against Chelsea a couple years back through Thibaut’s wicketsssss, there no more hurdles to overcome, right?

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101. Because he’s actually a free agent!

DOOOOOO EEEEEEET.

(Before he goes to PSG or Manchester City please.)