The Daily Hilario: Monday

The Wolves fans sing: "Harry Kane, he wants to f*** off". Spurs supporters reply that he's one of their own. Once he's on, Wolves fans chant "There's only one greedy b*****d" and "He'll be a Manc in the morning". The Spurs fans retort: "Harry Kane, he's worth more than Wolves."

— Alasdair Gold (@AlasdairGold) August 22, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo will be on the bench for Udinese-Juventus. Official. #Ronaldo

He’s NOT starting - it was a precise request from Cristiano because he hopes to find a solution on the market in the next days.

But Juventus have received NO official bids yet for Cristiano. pic.twitter.com/sQ0z3rO1Bk

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 22, 2021

Leroy Sane taken off at half-time for Bayern Munich.
Was booed during the first-half by some of the home fans.
Completed just 9 of 16 passes. Lost possession 11 times.
A poor 45 minutes. #FCBKOE

— Ronan Murphy (@swearimnotpaul) August 22, 2021