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Assume we have The Book of Chelsea in The Bible. Here is how it is going to read:


THE BOOK OF CHELSEA CHAPTER 20 vs 1 to 13

1: And it came to pass that the word of God came to Thomas the son of Tuchel and said

2: Depart thee from PSG and go a land that I will show you. The land that shinneth with blue and trophies.

3: And as of that time Frank the son of Lampard was the commander of the armies of the blues at Stamford bridge not carrying out his duties as supposed.

4: Then the word of God came to the king of the blues Roman the son of Abrahimovic saying arise go thee to PSG and take my son Thomas the son of Tuchel make him the commander over the armies of blues, he shall lead my people to the promise land.

5: And Abrahimovic obeyed the lord he relieved frank the son of lampard his duties. Placing Thomas the son of Tuchel in his stead

6: Then the captains of the armies of the blues, Cesare the son of Azzipucleta , Jorginho his brother and Tiago the son of Silva, with the arm bearer Eduardo the son of Mendy speak to the people saying,

7: Be strong and of good courage for the Sevilla and the Atletico Madrid you see today, you shall see them no more .

8: And it came to past that Thomas the son of Tuchel the new commander of the armies of the blues lead the blues to war against the great armies of Real Madrid. They fought bravely and defeated the great armies of Real Madrid.

9: Then the sons of Manchester united, Liverpool, Arsenal and Barcelona gathered against the children of the blues saying thou can not defeat Pep the son of Gardioula for the third time.

10: But Kia the son of Harvertz answered and said with God all things are possible.

11: And it came to past that the children of the blues went to the final war against the children of Manchester city in a land called Portugal

12: The power of God came upon Kia the son of Harvertz one of the mighty men of Tuchel and he single handedly destroyed the children of Manchester city.

13: And the land was called Porto even until this day. Meaning Chelsea is the pride of London.

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