The Daily Hilario: Wednesday

Arsenal’s captains since 07:

• Gallas (joined Spurs)
• Fabregas (joined Barca)
• Van Persie (joined Man Utd)
• Vermaelen (injured)
• Arteta (injured)
• Mertesacker (injured)
• Koscielny (went on strike)
• Xhaka (stripped of armband)
• Aubameyang (stripped of armband)

— Oliver Young-Myles (@OMyles90) December 14, 2021

As a result, in the last 10 years the top two English leagues have lost a massive £3.1 bln pre-tax with the largest losses at #AVFC £455m and #MCFC £446m. In this period only 11 out of 44 clubs managed to make money, led by #THFC £338m, #MUFC £191m, #AFC £112m and #NUFC £94m. pic.twitter.com/vdfQa5QzJK

— Swiss Ramble (@SwissRamble) December 14, 2021

Arsenal have hired former Bayern Munich scout (and wrestler ) Florian Blüchel to focus on the Germany market https://t.co/pUGdEowCjF

— Chris Wheatley (@ChrisWheatley_) December 13, 2021