The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 1

5 - Jamie Vardy has scored in all five of his away Premier League appearances against West Brom – the only player in Premier League history to play in as many away matches against an opponent while scoring in each game is Ruud van Nistelrooy against Newcastle (also five). Thorn. pic.twitter.com/RsmCQJfeAz

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) September 13, 2020

"If I was worried about this I would have signed Usain Bolt!"

Carlo Ancelloti on James Rodriguez adapting to the PL pace @usainbolt | @jamesdrodriguez pic.twitter.com/yN1DX7Ax5k

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) September 13, 2020

1 - José Mourinho has been defeated on the opening matchday of a league campaign for the first time in his managerial career in what is his 19th such match, winning 11 and drawing seven of the previous 18 before today. Skewed. pic.twitter.com/zkT1zn4fXO

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) September 13, 2020