Giroud would absolutely love to win another FA Cup, especially against Arsenal

Olivier Giroud continues to be unable to stop scoring. It’s becoming a bit of an issue. Every time he starts, another goal grows on the scoreboard. Our greatest scientific minds are just scratching their heads.

We might be able to develop a coronavirus vaccine eventually, but so far, no cure exists for Giroud’s condition. Social distancing is only making it worse, creating extra separation for near post runs, flick ons, and hold-up play. It’s the year 2020, and here we are, helpless. If Giroud’s not careful, he’s going to lead Chelsea to another trophy.

We can only hope this is an incurable condition.

Any ... final ... words, Olivier?

“I said to the boys I would love to win another one, it would be my fifth FA Cup and we are in another final. A big game against Arsenal which will be so special for me personally.”

-Olivier Giroud; source: Goal

Giroud’s clearly got a problem.

The only solution, more FA Cups!