The Daily Hilario: Artemis Fowl

Daniel Sturridge suspended from all football activity until June 17 after the Football Association won an appeal over betting breaches. Ban increased from two weeks to four months and fine doubled to £150,000. Explains why he has ended his Trabzonspor contract.

— paul joyce (@_pauljoyce) March 2, 2020

U23s coach Neil Critchley has left the club to take up the position of head coach at @BlackpoolFC.

Everybody at #LFC would like to thank Neil for his outstanding contribution to the club and wish him all the best in his new position. https://t.co/BvrRPBeSJh

— Liverpool FC (@LFC) March 2, 2020