As we continue our inevitable slide towards a complete breakdown of society and the zombie apocalypse, it’s important to remember that as long as we have Instagram, we can feel pseudo-connected to The Great Consciousness, the overmind of humanity that binds us together through memes and influencers and all the other useless things in the universe.
You may take our freedom, but you’ll never take our ‘Gram!
In any case, here’s John Terry hitting a cone off the top of Didier Drogba’s head. Based on the training kit, this is sometime around 2012 maybe?
Whenever not throwing back to his sharpshooting William Tell days, Terry’s also been lamenting on the postponed Aston Villa vs. Chelsea match against his good friend Frank Lampard.
Hopefully we’ll get to make up the game someday soon!