The Daily Hilario: Friday

Van Persie: “At Arsenal, I didn’t feel like we were on the level to compete. One day, The chairman of Arsenal showed me how healthy the club was by showing me their positive numbers. I told him: ‘I don’t give a sh*t about these numbers, I want to lift the Premier League trophy.” pic.twitter.com/cY1OP2r5Yw

— (@TheEuropeanLad) December 10, 2020

Gianluigi Buffon is the first goalkeeper to keep a Champions League clean sheet in four different decades (1990s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s).

— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) December 9, 2020

Marcus Rashford says he can only see himself playing for Manchester United as it "wouldn't sit right" for him to wear another club's shirt.

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— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) December 10, 2020