The Daily Hilario: Matchday 1

Trust me, I’m not lying, football’s back!

Liverpool already beat Norwich City, 4-1, last night.

HERE’S WHAT’S ON TAP FOR TODAY:

12.30: West Ham vs. Manchester City
15.00: AFC Bournemouth vs. Sheffield United
15.00: Burnley vs. Southampton
15.00: Crystal Palace vs. Everton
15.00: Watford vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
17.30: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Aston Villa

MUSICAL INTERLUDE:

BINGE-MODE:

Over the past three days, I binged all 8 episodes of Amazon Prime’s The Boys.

Highly recommended. Super fun.