Eden Hazard looks set to leave Chelsea for Real Madrid after seven wonderful years. But where standard negotiating tactics have failed, perhaps there is room for some ... creative ... thinking?
It’s too bad Lord A isn’t around anymore; he could’ve borrowed some of the velociraptors from the Jurassic Park set!
But perhaps the last one has the most potential. A tutu and a sports bra is one thing — especially given the GPS/monitoring vests the players often wear in training — but the Zidane jeans would be a massive dealbreaker. You’re grown man, Zizou!
Why is Zidane wearing the skinny jeans of a man a clear foot taller than him? pic.twitter.com/lVijLqmqqO— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 11, 2019