The Daily Hilario: A Vigilante

"We signed a STRIKER and he wanted a GOAL bonus!"



When you put it like that, Harry... pic.twitter.com/mhD1iusgaf

— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) February 2, 2019

Just watched Cardiff Bournemouth on Canadian tv and I don’t think Neil Warnock knows the cameras are still rolling... ‘tell @GaryLineker to fuck off’ pic.twitter.com/l3Wc51Awex

— Ben (@benjohnson_2010) February 2, 2019

Marek Hamsik will leave Napoli after 12 years! The captain will sign soon with Dalian Yifeng in China for 3-years contract ✔️ #transfers

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) February 2, 2019

Kepa Arrizabalaga now ahead of Ederson on clean sheets. His 11th of the season puts him in second, behind just Liverpool's Alisson. #CFC #CHEHUD

— Nizaar Kinsella (@NizaarKinsella) February 2, 2019