The Daily Hilario: The Girl In The Spider’s Web

Burnley have conceded 103 shots in five games. Over 38 matches that's 783.

The PL record in the PWHD (period we have data) is 737 by Ian Holloway's Blackpool pleasure breach in 2010-11 & then 724 by Norwich "let's win our last game to stay up oh we've lost 6-0" City in 2004-05

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) September 17, 2018

BREAKING: @dcfcofficial manager Frank Lampard has been charged with improper conduct after being sent off against @OfficialRUFC. pic.twitter.com/iBbrQIwhCm

— Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) September 17, 2018

Feeling stressed? You're not alone: World happiness is at its lowest level in 10 years pic.twitter.com/ml06hNSAzE

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) September 13, 2018