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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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Final exams are starting from now. I’m going to be under extreme amounts of pressure as Simplex Algorithm et al are just plain annoying. Wish me luck.


Speaking of exams, this phone was launched with no internet connectivity feature. It’s done to stop students from getting distracted. I could use one of those right now.


Imagine losing to a team that is 20th and has 3 wins out of 33 matches, and then imagine being the mighty Manchester United while doing it, and then imagine having one of the most successful managers being in charge of your Manchester United, and then imagine having the 2nd most expensive squad in the league as well while losing to this 20th placed team and handing the title to your city rivals.¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.30: Bundesliga, 16th vs 15th: Mainz 05 vs Freiburg
20.00: Premier League, 15th vs 19th: West Ham vs Stoke