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The Daily Hilario: Roma

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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Take a bow, Roma. What a performance. Valverde’s defensive and low-pressing approach away from home finally caught up to him as Barcelona weren’t just defeated but outplayed. Joke’s on Barcelona, when we lost 3-0 to Roma, we had Bakayoko in our team, not Messi.

As far as Manchester City goes, they’re still on for sextuple, right? By the end of the season, they’ll end up winning a League Cup and a Premier League (akin to Chelsea 2014-15), and they’re not even the fastest team to win the Premier League due to their loss against Manchester United. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today, we have Bayern-Sevilla and Real Madrid-Juventus. However, I don’t expect much from Sevilla or Juventus. Mostly, they’ll huff and puff and eventually come undone. Or did I just jinx it?

WOOT WOOT

EXCLUSIVE

STUPID

This was going to happen eventually. Due to idiotic YouTube videos, eating Carolina Reapers has become a hip thing to do, unfortunately.

SHUT UP, MEG

Looks...fun?

FOOTBALL (all time GMT):
19.45: Champions League, Quarter-finals: Bayern Munich vs Sevilla (Agg.: 2-1)
19.45: Champions League, Quarter-finals: Real Madrid vs Juventus (Agg.: 3-0)