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Kante claims his superpower isn’t of alien origin but from rice and pasta

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Yeah right, nice try, N’Golo

Having bants with @nglkante yesterday ‍♂️

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Jeremy Lynch of the F2 Freestylers YouTube channel dropped in on Chelsea’s indoor training ground (the weather’s been Red Alert bad thanks to Storm Emma) on Wednesday and N’Golo Kante apparently wandered over for a (very) quick chat.

And really, Kante was exactly like you’d think he’d be. Polite, easy going, self-effacing and blessed with a sense of humor. How can you not love the little charmer?

He didn’t reveal the game plan for Manchester City on Sunday. He didn’t tell us what Tiémoué Bakayoko’s mystery ailment is.

But he did spill his super secret diet. Psst, it’s rice and pasta. Also our tireless midfield superman denied that he’s an alien. Of course, that’s exactly what an alien would say, isn’t it?

Sorry, the jury’s still out, N’Golo. You’re too good to be human.