The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 12

All Cristiano Ronaldo's household employees must sign a 70 year non-disclosure agreement, agreeing that:

"Nothing about Cristiano's private life may be divulged until 70 years after the death of either the player or the last of his relatives." pic.twitter.com/hwm5upj2na

— Arsène's Son (@hughwizzy) November 9, 2018

A moment of magic

The October @carling Goal of the Month goes to @aaronramsey: https://t.co/TQ3SylidwY#PLAwards pic.twitter.com/LQnfnPe873

— Premier League (@premierleague) November 9, 2018

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Congratulations to @HKane, who wins #UCL Player of the Week for Matchday 4! #UCL #POTW @FTBSantander pic.twitter.com/tgdw79YfxK

— UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) November 9, 2018

‍♂️ Monaco this season...

- Lose Jardim as manager

- Sat right in the relegation zone

- Owner Dmitry Rybolovlev now currently in Monaco judicial police custody

And you thought your club had it bad#ASM pic.twitter.com/V2sXKoRUQd

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) November 6, 2018

Not exactly going to plan so far for Thierry Henry at Monaco.

Managed four; lost two, drawn two.

They are currently 3-0 down at home to Club Brugge.#ASMCLU pic.twitter.com/CpBnyaZ4F4

— Standard Sport (@standardsport) November 6, 2018