The Daily Hilario: The Long Dumb Road

Nope, definitely not aliens.

What you’re looking at is the first launch and landing of the @SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket on the West Coast. The rocket took off from Vandenberg Air Force Base at 7:21 p.m. and landed safely back on Earth. pic.twitter.com/8AKjGptpps

— Mayor Eric Garcetti (@MayorOfLA) October 8, 2018

The world's top 50 bars have just been announced by @50BestBars. Unfortunately, the one who took the crown is closing down.

Read more about it https://t.co/y3GakSOyR2 pic.twitter.com/wNpF85XNz7

— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) October 5, 2018