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LOL
Please don’t sack José until I have finished this week’s cartoon.
— David Squires (@squires_david) October 1, 2018
PRIVATE
Here's why Elon Musk said he's considering taking Tesla private #tictocnews pic.twitter.com/431IzSAw8I
— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) August 8, 2018
ON FIRE
He's the hottest striker in Europe right now. It's little wonder Krzysztof Piatek is being dubbed the new Robert Lewandowski pic.twitter.com/bNqMGnGzRN
— Football Whispers (@FB_WHISPERS) October 1, 2018
He only cost £4m.
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) October 1, 2018
But Krzysztof Piatek has equalled a 68-year-old scoring record in Serie A.
More: https://t.co/FMudU0tfUc pic.twitter.com/i9hOlLF8AG
INTRIGUED
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.55: Champions League, Group F: Hoffenheim vs Man City
17.55: Champions League, Group H: Juventus vs Young Boys
20.00: Champions League, Group E: AEK Athens vs Benfica
20.00: Champions League, Group E: Bayern Munich vs Ajax
20.00: Champions League, Group F: Lyon vs Shakhtar
20.00: Champions League, Group G: CSKA Moscow vs Real Madrid
20.00: Champions League, Group G: Roma vs Viktoria Plzen
20.00: Champions League, Group H: Man United vs Valencia