The Daily Hilario: Sometimes, the sardines can win

FISHY

New Swansea City boss Carlos Carvalhal brings out the big metaphor guns, a la his compatriot Mourinho.

“We have money for sardines and I’m thinking lobster. I will do my best to try and bring in the best players. I will look to the lobsters and sea bass, but if not we must buy sardines. But sometimes the sardines can win games.”

Well, good with all that.

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