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Chelsea v Nottingham Forest - Carabao Cup Third Round
Watch out football, here comes Charly

Chelsea 5 Nottingham Forest 1

Third Round: League/Milk/Rumbelows/Coca-Cola/Carling Cup, depending on your age.
Wednesday 20th September 2017 19:45

In the News: Rio Ferdinand has taken up a career in boxing. I might follow, if there is someone sanctioning punching him repeatedly in the face it's almost worth the effort. Kudos to G-Nev: "Does Vidic come in and take the punches for you?" Speaking of people I'd like to punch in the face: Neymar is demanding that PSG sell Cavani because he doesn't like him. They're calling him the Prince of Paris. If he could read (I don't credit anyone who makes his hair/life choices with that much intelligence) I'd tell him to look into what happened to the last royal personages in France that got too big for their boots. Though watching him guillotined might justify Sky's price hike and stupid new channel system if they can get the rights.

The Others: Only 48 hours since the last blog and already there are new reasons to laugh at the Scouse defence. They're out at the hands of Leicester already. We could all see that possibility coming. They’ve now gone four without winning. Brilliant. Klippity Klopp says he's sick of them conceding goals like this. On the contrary, I hope it never, ever stops. 60,000 plastic seats watched Sp*ds make a big deal out of beating Barnsley, United walked over Burton Albion, Arsenal did the bare minimum against Doncaster and ruined my accumulator. Twats. West Brom equalised with City to make Pep’s bald head sweat for about a minute before they cocked it up, so no major shocks in the third round.

Leicester City v Liverpool - Carabao Cup Third Round
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Them: Captained by our old boy Michael Mancienne, but a number of changes for them — nine in total for their trip to London.

Us: Half a dozen players got the night off. Full debut for Charly Musonda, a chance for Batshuayi to take a start by the scruff of the neck. Rudiger went into the back three with Cahill and Christensen. Kenedy — I know, I know, I forgot he existed, too — and Zappacosta took the wide berths. Fabregas and Bakayoko at the back of midfield and a start for Hazard as he works his way up to full fitness.

Four minutes and Caballero made his first competitive save for Chelsea. Huzzah! Then he promptly almost got himself in the sh*t. I thought they came out with something about them, they were definitely not going to do a Pulis, Real or Chequebook. Worrall denied Musonda slipping all the way through to his maiden goal for the first team. Well worked by the fringe man, but a solid tackle. They had their early chances too — Rudiger had to be awake to put a stop to one run. Batshuayi poked an effort wide to round off the opening ten.

Chelsea v Nottingham Forest - Carabao Cup Third Round
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We didn’t have to wait long for our first goal though. Two minutes later Musonda was at the heart of things again. Up the pitch it went and Kenedy was right where he needed to be for Rudiger to do his best impression of Dave out wide playing in the ball. Pinpoint accurate from the defender and Chelsea’s forgotten man takes advantage to put us ahead. 18 minutes gone and we had another. No dicking about from Batshuayi tonight. Made the most of Forest’s inability to cope with Hazard. He chipped the ball through the defence and it came slightly off a defender’s leg to set it up for his compatriot. Poor Forest hadn’t actually done that much wrong at this stage, but the tie was already running away from them and their fans looked a little glum. Things were not about to get better for them either. They might have looked even worse had Zappacosta not had a goal disallowed on 24 minutes when the flag went up. It was all starting to look a bit routine. Fabregas was ludicrously lucky not to get booked shortly afterwards for conceding a free kick on the edge of the box. Run away little Spanish man before the referee changes his mind. Crossbar for Forest; perhaps a bit too close to try and go up and over. Kenedy could have had another on the half hour. Great strike from distance but just off target. By this point Forest looked to be running out of steam after their sharp start. And on 39 minutes it looked like the game was out of reach. Musonda absolutely deserved to get his name on the scoresheet. Endless time and space, through the keeper’s arms. Best player on the pitch this half. Did he cry? We were waxing lyrical about how thrilled Zappacosta looked just to be playing for Chelsea against Qarabag. I get the same vibe off of Alonso and now Charly too. We like him. Has given this September Carabao Cup tie literally everything he has got. He could have had an assist and another goal before the break.

Straight after the break Forest could have scored, with three quick efforts, if not for Rudiger making consecutive saves. Moments later Hazard had cracked one off the inside of the post though, and then it was as you were. Musonda resumed his swagger straight away, but it was Hazard again who waltzed in on 53 minutes, left the keeper on his a*se and then promptly set it up for Michy to claim the glory and take his second. Batman, you owe him a drink. Or five. 4-0.

Chelsea v Nottingham Forest - Carabao Cup Third Round Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images

Conte relieved Forest of Fabregas’s nightmare (for them) presence on 55 minutes. On came newly 17-year-old Ethan Ampadu with a terrifying hairdo and a like-for-like change. He promptly started bossing Bakayoko about, which I liked. And then he destroyed a Forest player with his first tackle. Which I liked even more. What I don’t like is that he was born IN THE YEAR 2000! F*ck I feel old.

On the hour Forest fans were screaming for a penalty, but nothing doing. The match had wound down so that it looked like a training game. Those in Blue had just resorted to showing off. Clarke-Salter came on for Christensen with twenty to go and Dujon Sterling got his debut when he came on for Zappacosta with a quarter of an hour to go. Chelsea’s Academy players all over the pitch. The Red Swarm won’t mention that. Michy could have had a third and the match ball, had been able to head a football properly, but that wasn’t to be. In fact, when he did get his third, he didn’t even know what was happening. Another outstanding ball from Rudiger to Kenedy who hit the the bar before it bounced in off Michy. Very bored Forest fans singing “Where were you when you were sh*t?” Chelsea response? “You’re not famous anymore.” They were still better than Everton, to be fair to them. The 4000 travelling fans got a consolation with a last minute goal,

So: That’s how you do a cup tie, Klopp. A night for some of the fringe players and for some of the new signings to settle down a bit further. No Chelsea drama, no squeaky bums, could have been a fourth clean sheet in a row had we not been morons at the last. Forest came to have a go and we got to work. Took them apart in fact.

Chelsea v Nottingham Forest - Carabao Cup Third Round
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Ninety minutes for Hazard. Boom. Not a lot asked of Caballero but no drama. Musonda: I love this kid. He never stops the ball. He’s always got it on the move. He’s only weeny but I lost count of the times tonight that the only answer Forest had was to foul him. Slippery is the best word I think. He and Hazard just worked together. One opportunity from Antonio. Smashed it. Others struggle to do this.

I had a right old moan on the Fancast (I think, but I was hungover so I can’t be sure, it might just have been in my head) about not seeing a progression with Batshuayi. Tonight I have to be nicer to him. I saw him trying much harder to make runs off the ball in the first half that weren’t just random ambling about. His movement looked more assured and like he had a plan. But he still needs to be a bigger b*stard and when you look at the impact Musonda has just made in one start, you have to consider all the wasted opportunities that have come the Belgian’s way. Is he just not going to cut it? Or is he just more in the Drogba-slow-burner mould? Or should we just give him a break because even if he’s done bugger all else, he’s scored the most hapless hatrick in history and even if he isn't going to challenge Morata, when we are playing him, he is just about getting the job done? He’s a conundrum. Would I want to see him replace an injured first choice striker in a massive game? Probably not, but then… West Brom. Won us the title. Urgh my head hurts. I give up.

Predictably everyone was shouting shoooooooooot every time Zappacosta got the ball. Not quite the highlight-hogging heights of last week in the Champions League, but a good game. Every time I see Christensen play he just exudes class so far. I do wonder how he’d manage against an Aguero or a Costa — i.e. an a*sehole of a centre forward. Not so Rudiger, for me he looks like he’s been here forever already. Either way, our centre-backs are giving the manager plenty to think about. For obvious reasons, (hairstyles and awful tattoos just for starters) Kenedy is a bit of a joke. But I thought he did reasonably well tonight. He’s still got a long way to go to atone for not having done much but p*ss off China in the last year in my book though.

We have the joy of Stoke to look forward to on Saturday. It's cold, windy, mean, usually boring and there will be a fair chance someone’s leg will get snapped in half. Don’t know about you but I can’t wait to head up there for that one.

AC