The Daily Hilario: It's gonna be rough

RECORD TEMPERATURES

Excessive Heat Warning Today thru Monday! Be prepared for the heat! All time September Record high of 109 may be broke this weekend! #CaWx pic.twitter.com/OBBjm2GJQ0

— NWS Sacramento (@NWSSacramento) August 31, 2017

THE HEAT MY GOD THE HEAT

This whole sequence is one of my all-time Seinfeld things, and that's saying something.

Feels like an Arby's night!

WHY YA GOTTA BE SO MEAN TO PULISIC?!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.00: World Cup qualifying: Georgia vs. Ireland
19.45: World Cup qualifying: Spain vs. Italy