The Daily Hilario: Audiobooks?

RECOMMENDATIONS?

Tomorrow, I will be driving up to Seattle, which means 13 hours in the car and the need for a good audiobook?

While I have a few candidates picked out, I'm not 100 per cent sold on any of them.  So, anyone got any recommendations?

YEAH RIGHT

Neymar aceita proposta do PSG. Clube francês pagará os 222 milhões de euros. Em instantes mais detalhes no @Esp_Interativo

— Marcelo Bechler (@marcelobechler) July 18, 2017

I'd sooner believe a Neymar for Verratti swap.

ADAM WEEEST AAADAM WEST A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW...

RIP.

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