The Daily Hilario: CR7 sweeps

What do we all think of Cristiano Ronaldo drama?

Is he really leaving?  That's quite the fit he's thrown over breaking the law...

Are Manchester United really going to sign him?  That'd be pretty amazing, speaking from a neutral perspective and pretty scary from a competitive perspective.  The dude's made of goals.

Cheeky Chelsea bid, anyone, if for nothing else than to be s fly in the ointment?

Hmm...

Meanwhile, Real Madrid will be just fine.

Asensio debuts...

UEFA Super Cup ⚽️ ✅
Champions League ⚽️ ✅
Liga ⚽️ ✅
Copa del Rey ⚽️ ✅#U21EURO ⚽️ ✅ pic.twitter.com/4xRvxxQhWg

— UEFA U21 EURO (@UEFAUnder21) June 17, 2017

Kylian Mbappe has told Monaco that he wants a transfer to Real Madrid, although he is willing to stay on loan for another season. [ABC] pic.twitter.com/SiKYoNGw0S

— ZIZOU (@RMadridCastilla) June 17, 2017

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
16.00: Confederations Cup: Portugal vs. Mexico
17.00: U21 Euro: Germany U21 vs. Czech Republic U21
19.00: Confederations Cup: Cameroon vs. Chile
19.45: U21 Euro: Denmark U21 vs. Italy U21
20.00: Brasileirão, 11th vs. 12th: Fluminense vs. Flamengo
22.00: MLS, 10th(E) vs. 7th(E): Philadelphia Union vs. New York RB