AND GARY CAHILL DID NOT EVEN MAKE THAT LIST.
Thank you, /r/soccer for that wonderful compilation.
But let's not forget Cahill's acrobatics, especially since they ended up not mattering at all.
IN ARSENE THEY TRUST:
Arsene Wenger and Stan Kroenke have reached agreement on 2-yr contract. Due to be ratified by board shortly. Formal announcement tomorrow— Jeremy Wilson (@JWTelegraph) May 30, 2017
LITTLE DOG-PEEZY IS A FUNNY GIRL:
Find someone who looks at you like Little Dog-Peezy looks at that slice of sour cherry pie pic.twitter.com/DGTMuAojk5— Dávid Pásztor (@D_Peezy) May 31, 2017
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
09.00: U20 World Cup, Round of 16: Uruguay U20 vs. Saudi Arabia U20
12.00: U20 World Cup, Round of 16: England U20 vs. Costa Rica U20
12.00: U20 World Cup, Round of 16: Zambia U20 vs. Germany U20
18.30: Int'l friendly: Morocco vs. Netherlands
19.05: WSL spring series, 8th vs. 2nd: Bristol City WFC vs. CHELSEA LFC
20.25: Int'l friendly: Italy vs. San Marino