HAT-TRISTIANO:
REQUIRED READING:
You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you https://t.co/XwFjK9EOyl pic.twitter.com/QRSalVfuKK
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) May 2, 2017
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.45: Europa League, s/final, 1st leg: Ajax Amsterdam vs. Olympique Lyonnais
19.45: Champions League, s/final, 1st leg: AS Monaco vs. Juventus