The Daily Hilario: Party principality

TITLETOWN:

Monaco can officially confirm their Ligue 1 title tonight, and then the dismantling can begin.

SILLY SEASON THINGS:

#MUFC not after James Rodriguez, other forwards they're pursuing. Real trying to create a market for Rodriguez hence endless links

— James Ducker (@TelegraphDucker) May 16, 2017

WHEN PROFESSIONAL REFEREES DON'T KNOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME:

Free kick taken from wrong spot, wall too close.  Horrible refereeing.

I do wish we had more indirect free kicks inside the penalty area.

QUALITY STUFF:

More good videos like that, translated into English here.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.35: WSL, spring series, 3rd vs. 4th: CHELSEA LFC vs. Arsenal LFC
19.45: Premier League, 8th vs. 6th: Southampton vs. Manchester United
19.45: Championship, p/o, s/f, 2nd leg: Sheffield Wednesday vs. Huddersfield Town (0-0 agg.)
20.00: La Liga, 13th vs. 2nd: Celta de Vigo vs. Real Madrid
20.00: Ligue 1, 1st vs. 8th: AS Monaco vs. ASSE
20.00: Coppa Italia, final: Juventus vs. Lazio