The Daily Hilario: 'Cause the party don't stop!

PARTY ON, WAYNE!

That's me after a big bottle of The Bruery's Cuivre (been cellaring it since the last Premier League title) and (a sadly non-Cuban) Cohiba Black gigante.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.00: Championship promotion, s/f, 1st leg: Huddersfield Town vs. Sheffield Wednesday
12.00: Premier League, 16th vs. 18th: Crystal Palace vs. Hull City
13.30: Eredivisie, 6th vs. 15th: Vitesse vs. Roda JC
14.15: Premier League, 12th vs. 4th: West Ham United vs. Liverpool
16.30: Premier League, 2nd vs. 6th: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United
18.00: La Liga, 2nd vs. 4th: Real Madrid vs. Sevilla
18.00: La Liga, 14th vs. 1st: Las Palmas vs. Barcelona
19.45: Serie A, 2nd vs. 1st: AS Roma vs. Juventus
20.00: Ligue 1, 7th vs. 2nd: ASSE vs. PSG
20.00: Ligue 1, 1st vs. 11th: AS Monaco vs. Lille