WAGNH ON TOUR:
If you've been following my adventures the past week or so, you will know that I'm back in London for the next six days or so and will be going to both today's match and Wednesday's showdown against City.
The plan for today is to pre-game at the White Horse on Parsons Green. I shall be there from around midday, so come on out and say hi. I will be accompanied by the wife and hopefully a cousin, while a certain Jake Cohen (and possibly his crew) should be making an appearance as well. So what I'm saying is that it's going to be a fun time.
Sadly, I have no WAGNH swag or merchandise to give away on account of there being no such thing (other than random people selling things on Amazon). I should have a Chelsea centennial long-sleeve t-shirt on, or a black jacket, but you'll find me easily by looking for the handsomest blogger in the bar.
ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.05: U18 Premier League, 2nd phase, group 1, 3rd vs. 5th: CHELSEA U18 vs. Manchester United U18
12.30: Championship, 11th vs. 6th: Barnsley vs. Sheffield Wednesday
12.30: Premier League, 4th vs. 7th: Liverpool vs. Everton
15.00: Premier League, 13th vs. 2nd: Burnley vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00: Premier League, 1st vs. 16th: CHELSEA vs. Crystal Palace
15.00: Premier League, 18th vs. 12th: Hull City vs. West Ham United
15.00: Premier League, 15th vs. 9th: Leicester City vs. Stoke City
15.00: Premier League, 5th vs. 8th: Manchester United vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00: Premier League, 14th vs. 20th: Watford vs. Sunderland
17.30: Premier League, 10th vs. 11th: Southampton vs. AFC Bournemouth
17.30: Championship, 5th vs. 4th: Reading vs. Leeds United
OH NO MATINHA...
Rumours are correct about Juan Mata: surgery on groin injury, could be out for rest of season #MUFC— Daniel Taylor (@DTguardian) March 31, 2017
ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
12.35: CSL, 5th vs. 1st: Guangzhou Evergrande vs. Shanghai SIPG
14.30: Bundesliga, 1st vs. 14th: Bayern Munich vs. Augsburg
14.30: Bundesliga, 9th vs. 4th: Schalke 04 vs. BVB
16.00: Ligue 1, 5th vs. 17th: Olympique Marseille vs. Dijon
17.30: Bundesliga, 7th vs. 10th: Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Gladbach
19.45: La Liga, 15th vs. 4th: Málaga vs. Atlético Madrid
19.45: Serie A, 2nd vs. 17th: AS Roma vs. Empoli
20.30: Primeira Liga, 1st vs. 2nd: Benfica vs. FC Porto