N’Golo Kanté exposes Kanté-facts as alternative facts

In these halcyon days of fake news and alternative facts, not to mention football rumors, there are fewer and fewer things one can readily accept as true and factual and real.

For example, we know that Chelsea are the greatest or that David Luiz is the best. Or that Arsenal will finish fourth. (Or not! HA-HA!) Or that 71 per cent of the Earth’s surface is covered by water and the rest is covered by Kanté.

Well, I’ve got bad news for you, Marcel. It sounds like we can’t even believe Kanté-facts these days. Nothing makes sense anymore!

“My team-mates at Chelsea have told me about the 'Kante-facts'. It is just a bit of fun. I obviously do not cover 30 per cent of the surface of the earth.”

N’Golo Kanté, real fun at parties. There’s a Kanté-fact for you.

In all seriousness, the only fact that does matter is that Chelsea are first and that’s down to Kanté in large part.

“I made the right choice to come to Chelsea. We are in a good position and we are playing some great football.”

“I am really happy with my performances this season. It is true that I receive a lot of praise and that is flattering. But I try not to let it affect me. The important thing is to end the season well.”

-N’Golo Kanté; source: Goal

Can this guy be any more adorable?