Here’s a video from YouTubers Cheekysport, featuring heavy doses of Chelsea, Everton, and loud foolishness. It’s all in good fun, presumably.
Eden Hazard signing the forehead of one of the presenters is pretty funny, but the true winner of the whole thing is Willian, who shuts down a bit of Arsenal trolling with the perfect response. It’s unclear if he actually hears the question or not (“Theo Walcott is going to be leaving soon; are you going to come to Arsenal?”), but at the mention of Arsenal, he points to and holds up the Chelsea badge. Number one in our hearts, number one in his.
Here’s just that bit isolated, if you don’t want to wade through all 9+ minutes of the thing. It’s just past the 7-minute mark, if you do, which you should.
A perfect response from Willian the Brillian.
(As far as contracts go, Willian signed a new four-year deal in the summer, so he’s not going anywhere. Walcott’s contract at Arsenal meanwhile is expiring in two seasons, which makes him a low priority issue for the Gunners considering that the contracts of Alexis, Ozil, Ramsey, and a few others are up after next season and chances are they won’t be able/willing to pay them all.)