The Daily Hilario: T-minus seven days

GET READY:

At this time next week, we'll be counting down to the opening match of the new season.  Exciting!  Scary!

ZLATAN'S WORLD:

Martin Tyler dusts off a bit of Didier Drogba commentary.

SCOTT SINCLAIR'S WORLD!

Scott Sinclair's Sunday:

10.17: Signs for Celtic for a reported £3.5m.

15.53: Scores 81st-minute winner vs Hearts. pic.twitter.com/wivZ6wfUU9

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) August 7, 2016

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
02.00 (next day):  USL, 13th(W) vs. 4th(W):  Real Monarchs vs. Colorado Springs