Tough to tell without actually watching -- no TV broadcast until a replay at some point in the next day or so -- but under than a few rocky minutes, during which Bristol Rovers grabbed a goal, Chelsea have absolutely dominated proceedings.
Here are the three goals, two for the Batman and one for Moses, 3.5 years after his last goal for the club.
Michy Batshuayi GOAL. pic.twitter.com/zZASeRi9Sj— TweetChelseaUK (@TweetChelseaUK) August 23, 2016
Victor Moses GOAL. pic.twitter.com/wSOfs5zA6U— TweetChelseaUK (@TweetChelseaUK) August 23, 2016
Michy Batshuayi SECOND goal. pic.twitter.com/bAzp8NGCUi— TweetChelseaUK (@TweetChelseaUK) August 23, 2016
As a reminder, no TV means no TV and no streaming either. There are no live broadcasts of this game other than the beam-back to Bristol's home stadium and a few adventurous Periscope users. Links to either are not allowed in the comments. Thank you.
Let's see this out with a few more goals, shall we?