The Daily Hilario: Midweek matchday!

EFL CUP:

Not quite a glamorous European night against some continental power, but Bristol Rovers, from very close to Wales will have to do.

Better go look for your radios and get ready to go ga-ga.

LOL DRUNJ:

Rough day at the office for ol' Edinson.  If he fell out of a boat he couldn't have hit water, as they say.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45:  Champions League, playoff, 2nd leg:  Viktoria Plzen vs. Ludogorets (0-2 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoff, 2nd leg:  Hapoel Be'er Sheva vs. Celtic (2-5 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoff, 2nd leg:  Legia Warsaw vs. Dundalk (2-0 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoff, 2nd leg:  AS Roma vs. FC Porto (1-1 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoff, 2nd leg:  AS Monaco vs. Villareal (2-1 agg.)
19.45:  League Cup, 2nd round:  Burton Albion vs. Liverpool
19.45:  League Cup, 2nd round:  CHELSEA vs. Bristol Rovers