The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 2

WaFFLe:
D1 — ZOLA
D2 — LAMPARD
D3 — TERRY
D4A — TORRES
D4B — SHEVCHENKO
D4C — SUTTON
WaFFLe Cup

As far as pro/rel for next season, we'll probably do winner of 4A/B/C goes up to 3A (old D3); next four in 4A/B/C form 3B, remainder stay in 4A/B.  That's if we stay with 72 teams.  Will depend on interest as well.li

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 10th(S) vs. 5th(S):  Southampton U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Premier League, 10th vs. 5th:  Stoke City vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Championship, 10th vs. 9th:  Birmingham City vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers
15.00:  Championship, 8th vs. 17th:  Tammy Abraham's Bristol City vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  League Two, 4th vs. 6th:  Crawley Town vs. Barnet
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 2nd:  Burnley vs. Liverpool 
15.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 4th:  Swansea City vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 19th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 3rd:  Watford vs. CHELSEA
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 8th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Everton
17.30:  Premier League, 15th vs. 14th:  Leicester City vs. Arsenal
17.30:  Championship, 16th vs. 12th:  Derby County vs. Aston Villa

ZLATAN + POGBA + JOSÉ = GOOD

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INCONCEIVABLE!

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
16.00:  Ligue 1, 5th vs. 10th:  Nantes vs. AS Monaco
17.00:  Olympics, men's tournament, 3rd place:  Honduras vs. Nigeria
17.00:  Serie A, opening weekend:  Roma vs. Udinese
17.15:  La Liga, opening weekend:  Barcelona vs. Real Betis
17.30:  Eredivisie, 11th vs. 7th:  Roda JC vs. Vitesse
19.45:  Serie A, opening weekend:  Juventus vs. Fiorentina
20.00:  MLS, 1st(E) vs. 3rd(W):  NYCFC vs. LA Galaxy
21.30:  Olympics, men's tournament, final:  Brazil vs. Germany