The Daily Hilario: Last Chance WaFFLe

Been watching Last Chance U on Netflix. Ah-mah-zing, especially if you've been involved in collegiate, high school, or perhaps (I'm surmising) even professional athletics.

But more on that later.

Here's your WaFFLe update.  Last chance to sign up is today.

CONFIRMED DIVISION 1:
All 12 have confirmed.  I nominate 'Bill Lumbergh' (i.e. Chelsea Football Club.) to serve as your commissioner, just as he had for the Terry division last season.  If there are no objections, I will supply him with all y'all's email addresses and he will take over from there.

Jack Goodson has voluntarily dropped out, so TMIL moves from D2 as the highest scoring 5th place finisher from last season.

D1:
Bear Power, Chelsea Football Club., Crushgunners Town, Cowboys 'n Indians, dareNevils, Dodgy Flappers, Havana Villa FC, Langers Athletic, Slumdog TMIL-lionaires, The Harvey Wallbangers, Vote For Azpilicueta, What A Load of Ballacks

CONFIRMED DIVISON 2:
I have not heard from 'BenitezBelly' or 'Schurrle's Revenge'.  With TMIL moving up, there are three open spots so all 9th placed teams from the qualifying groups move up.  That includes yours truly, which makes me commissioner of D2.  If any of the two MIAs respond today, adjustments will be made accordingly.

D2:
Capn Geech's Shrimp Shack Shooters, Compton Clovers C.F., DP's All-Stars, EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS, Falcao Punch, Hawkeye FC, Icier Than Before, Kudla Warriors, Los Compadres FC, Something something Sael side, Taco Bellerin, TeamNotScared

CONFIRMED DIVISION 3:
Division three is down to just 6 confirmed teams.  I will choose the last 6 today.  Still need to hear back from Thousand Upper Volta and what's happening here

D3:
The Ak-Baba Rahmans, BT Blues, Crossing Torres, The Expanding Flans, Hazard's behind, Kalou-less

NEWBIES:
Thanks all for applying.  Sorry for all the ones I missed yesterday.  Here's my current list, let me know if I'm missing you.  It looks like we'll be able to run at least two new divisions.

ahoehler, Animesh96, BLEED_BLUE_FOREVER, BleedingWalrus, bluesonic, Calum Thompson, Chelsea's Marvels, Conte's Inferno, Dani3850, EljefeeChukzy, Erland_Johnsen, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, The_Fez, forever.blue, Gaurav4, Gianluigi Buffon, gingerconte, GOANGEEZER, guessmyfavoritecolor, Hazard'sleftnut, hazardislife, jaysasak, jsamans, jt bleeds blue, Kraybon, KTBFFH!!!!!!!!!!, Larry_8, Lord Tyrion, Martinez#47, NateGoBlues, The neckbeard of Fabregas, Norzzini, Pharaohnee, poshben, Rupant, QuestyCat, South African Blue, Special 26, tatamourinho, ThatGuyChike, TheMuppet, Tony90908, Tj9429, WiZaCar17

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.00:  Fortuna Liga, 11th vs. 6th:  DAC vs. Spartak Myjava
18.30:  Friendly:  Chemnitzer FC vs. Gladbach
20.00:  Friendly:  Granada vs. Sevilla
01.30 (next day):  USL, 4th(W) vs. 5th(W):  OKC Energy vs. Sacramento Republic FC