BREAKING: The other 2 USA swimmers who say they were w Lochte during robbery have just been pulled off their plane at Rio airport.— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) August 18, 2016
Well done, Duckie. (Falcao did not play in the battle of ex-Chelsea loaned strikers.)
HOTEL TRICK WORKED!
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.15: Europa League, play-off, 1st leg: Astra vs. West Ham United (plus six billion other EL games)