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The Daily Hilario: Pre-season matchday 2

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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IT'S COME TO THIS:

Goodbye common sense.  Hello idiocracy!

WEEKEND AT BERNIES CHESTERFIELD:

Basically, Chesterfield made up a promotion that got very little response (four entrants) and tried to quietly make it go away.  When they couldn't, they drew a fake winner, who happened to fall ill at a most unfortunate time and thus couldn't collect his reward of getting to travel with the team for their pre-season tour.

The club have issued an apology and are now conducting an "internal review".

LOL

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE:

Blurggggggh.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.00:  Friendly:  West Ham United vs. Rubin Kazan
19.00:  Friendly:  Wolfsberger AC vs. CHELSEA
19.25:  Friendly:  Bayern Munich vs. Manchester City
19.30:  Friendly:  Sheffield Wednesday vs. Benfica
19.45:  Friendly:  Huddersfield Town vs. Liverpool
01.45 (next day):  Copa Libertadores:   independiente del Valle vs. Atlético Nacional