The Daily Hilario: Toulon final

YEOP:

Simeone: "Nobody remembers the ones who finish second. To lose two finals is a failure. We must now go home and tend to our wounds."

— Dermot Corrigan (@dermotmcorrigan) May 28, 2016

LOL:

Somehow, Pepe finished out all 120 minutes.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
15.00:  League One, playoff final:  Barnsley vs. Millwall
16.45:  Int'l friendly:  Germany vs. Slovakia
17.00:  Int'l friendly:  Spain vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina
17.45:  Toulon Tournament, final:  England U21 vs. Portugal U21
19.45:  Int'l friendly:  Italy vs. Scotland
20.45:  Int'l friendly:  Portugal vs. Norway
21.30:  MLS, 4th(E) vs. 8th(E):  NYCFC vs. Orland City
02.30 (next day):  Int'l friendly:  Panama vs. Brazil
02.30 (next day):  Liga MX, final, 2nd leg:  Monterrey vs. Pachuca (0-1 agg.)