The Daily Hilario: I am Lord Bolton

TODAY'S GoT STORYLINE RANKINGS:

1. Tyrion
2. Boltons
3. Lannisters
4. Castle Black
5. Everything else

THOROUGHBREDS, RICHARD:

-"They're not going to be happy about it."
-"I know, they're engineers."

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.05:  U21 Premier League, 6th vs. 3rd:  CHELSEA U21 vs. Everton U21
14.30:  Championship, 3rd vs. 5th:  Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Derby County
16.45:  Championship, 2nd vs. 13th:  Burnley vs. QPR
18.00:  Serie A, 12th vs. 3rd:  Genoa vs. AS Roma
19.15:  Bundesliga, 17th vs. 15th:  Werder Bremen vs. Stuttgart
19.30:  La Liga, 10th vs. 20th:  Málaga vs. Levante
20.00:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 14th:  Napoli vs. Atalanta
20.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 2nd:  CHELSEA vs. Tottenham Hotspur