The Daily Hilario: Matchday 38

CONGRATS, BARCA!

All major European league are now set, with many usual suspects collecting league winners' medals and trophies: Barca, Juve, Bayern, PSG, PSV, Benfica (probably).

And there's Leicester City.  A flash in the pan or a new era of parity and 'anything-can-happen' title races?  With so much money in the league, the latter wouldn't surprise me.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK A RECORD, YOU SHOULD DO IT IN STYLE:

36 goals for Higuain, a new Serie A record.

WHOA, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

The Times are reporting that Everton have approached Jose Mourinho about the possibility of taking over at Goodison Park #efc

— Royal Blue Mersey (@RBMersey) May 14, 2016

Per Duncan Castles, that one.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.15:  League One, promotion semifinal, 1st leg:  Bradford City vs. Millwall
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 20th:  Arsenal vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 16th:  Manchester United vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 14th:  Southampton vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 1st:  CHELSEA vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 8th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 4th:  Swansea City vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 19th:  Everton vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 17th:  Watford vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 2nd:  Newcastle United vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 6th:  Stoke City vs. West Ham United
17.00:  Primeira Liga, 1st vs. 11th:  Benfica vs. Nacional
17.00:  Primeira Liga, 4th vs. 2nd:  Sporting Braga vs. Sporting Lisbon
18.00:  League Two, promotion semifinal, 2nd leg:  Plymouth Argyle vs. Portsmouth (2-2 agg.)
19.45:  Serie A, 8th vs. 6th:  Lazio vs. Fiorentina
20.30:  MLS, 7th(W) vs. 7th(E):  Sporting KC vs. Orlando City
00.00 (next day):  Liga MX, q/finals, 2nd leg:  Club América vs. Guadalajara (0-0 agg.)
00.30 (next day):  MLS, 9th(W) vs. 6th(E):  Portland Timbers vs. NYCFC
02.00 (next day):  Liga MX, q/finals, 2nd leg:  Pachuca vs. Santos Laguna (1-1 agg.)