The Daily Hilario: Friday the 13th

TWEET GAME STRONG:

I'd love the opportunity to take you to the championship. https://t.co/TMO8Uo4Oue

— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) May 12, 2016

Self-deprecating humor or just bantz, it works either way.

BEND IT LIKE BOGA:

Borussia Dortmund verpflichtet Toptalent @Dembouz - mehr in Kürze! pic.twitter.com/d60gWX1UOh

— Borussia Dortmund (@BVB) May 12, 2016

One step closer to Bayern.

THANK YOU, JASON DERULO:

Everton Football Club regrets to announce that Roberto Martinez has left his position as First Team Manager with immediate effect.

— Everton (@Everton) May 12, 2016

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.15:  Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
19.30:  La Liga, 11th vs. 9th:  Valencia vs. Real Sociedad
19.45:  Championship, promotion semifinal, 1st leg:  Sheffield Wednesday vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
21.00:  CHELSEA Player of the Year awards ceremony (LIVE)
00.00 (next day):  MLS, 7th(E) vs. 6th(E):  DC United vs. New York Red Bulls